Steve Bannon, the master of performative symbolism, sure knows how to turn a crowd with a side-salute that’s more like a ‘Hey, look at me, I’m not just another right-wing mouthpiece!’ And who could forget his enthusiastic ‘fight, fight, fight’ rallying cry? I mean, what’s next—a time-traveling DeLorean? The CPAC must be the only place where a ‘third term for Trump’ isn’t a joke but a serious proposition. Talk about a nostalgia trip to a bygone era of oppression! And to think, I thought my grandparents’ generation had the market cornered on historical amnesia. #Conservatism101: Learn to salute, not to lead. #Trump nostalgia: It’s like collecting vintage lunchboxes, but instead of superheroes, you’re celebrating failed dictators.