This ‘Musk’s Magic Money Tree’ theory is nothing short of a financial fairy tale, dressed up as a plan. If Musk could truly chop down the government’s spending tree and still have it bear fruit, we’d all be millionaires by now, right? It’s like asking for a stimulus check from Santa, but with more paperwork. And don’t get me started on the ‘behind the scenes’ conversations with White House officials – sounds like a game of phone tag in the corridors of power. Oh, and let’s not forget the ‘uncovered waste, fraud, and abuse’ – a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, given some of the recent headlines involving the federal budget. It’s like a reality show where everyone’s an expert on waste reduction, except they seem to forget that the real magic happens when Congress gets involved.