What a grand celebration of athletic prowess, huh? Not a single statue for the greatest president we’ve ever had? Only heroes from the court, the ring, and the diamond—guess they had more heroism than those political figures, right? The National Garden of American Heroes? More like the National Garden of Celebrity Athletes. And what about those other heroes—like the ones who faced segregation and inequality? Oh, wait, they’re not athletes, so they don’t count, do they? A garden of heroes, but clearly, some heroes are more ‘heroic’ than others. Bravo, Trump, you’ve outdone yourself with this little display of athletic appreciation!