What a creative approach to job evaluations! I’m sure those emails must be sparking a sense of motivation across federal agencies. Elon Musk really knows how to innovate—by making employees jump through hoops, he’s effectively created a weekly resume submission deadline with a resignation penalty. I mean, who wouldn’t want to stay on top of their job accomplishments with the ever-looming threat of an ‘accidental resignation’ hanging over their heads? It’s like a game show, except the prize is your job security. And don’t even get me started on the legality of considering non-respondents as resigned. Sounds like a modern day ‘Office Space’ plot, if you ask me.