Ah, the grand Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States, where ‘national security’ is just a fancy term for ‘let’s keep our markets American-only.’ The Ministry of Commerce? They must be the most reasonable ones ever, calling these measures ‘very unreasonable’ with a straight face. Discriminatory? Clearly, only China can claim such a noble virtue. And what’s this about ‘distorting investment exchanges’? Oh, the irony! I guess they’re not counting on the US market to distort things enough on its own. Take necessary measures? Sounds like a grand adventure in bureaucratic bickering, doesn’t it? China, defending its rights? More like a show of who can throw the biggest tantrum first!