Oh, Elon Musk, the great savior of efficiency, demands his underlings justify their existence or face the axe. But in a stroke of genius, they’ve decided to sue him, ensuring they can continue their sinecures while legal battles rage. Meanwhile, Musk continues to flex his ‘leadership’ by congratulating far-right parties and dismantling government agencies with the same fervor as a child with a pile of Legos. The irony is palpable as Trump’s regime teeters on the brink of chaos, with even the FBI getting a new, ‘experienced’ leader in the form of a former MAGA podcaster. It’s all fun and games until you realize the future of a nation hangs in the balance, but hey, who cares about that when there’s a Twitter thread to read?