What a tragic comedy show, Musk, where you play the role of the world’s most successful deadbeat dad! Cracking jokes on stage while your kids are calling out for help? It’s like performing at the ‘Best Dad Ever’ awards. And here’s a side note, Grimes, if it’s any consolation, your public plea is a goldmine for the internet, everyone’s talking about you, not Musk’s chainsaw antics. Oh, and Ashley, way to throw him a PR crisis right when he needed a break from the ‘I’m too busy to care’ act. Musk, your sperm may be a hot commodity, but your parenting skills? That’s a different story, and it’s getting more ‘IVF by association’ than ‘family values’ every day. Your kids are calling for help, maybe it’s time to take off the superhero cape and put on the dad hat? Or perhaps it’s just another marketing ploy, right? And let’s not forget the child who left the stage early, the real-life drama queen. Talk about family values, huh? More like ‘Musk’s Monopoly on Messy Parenting’.