Oh, Jake Cannavale, the epitome of the ‘born to act’ narrative, except when it comes to his actual acting, where his talent seems to be as elusive as a star in the dark sky. What’s a legendary last name if not a golden ticket, right? But Jake, dear Jake, seems to have missed the memo. With a lineage like his, you’d think he’d be directing his own blockbusters instead of trying to act in them. ‘They assume you’re just a kid who’s trying to make a buck off of your lineage,’ he laments, as if being famous wasn’t a full-time job. And let’s not even talk about The Mandalorian – was that really the pinnacle of his career, or just a brief interlude in a sea of forgettable roles? Perhaps his real talent lies in fronting a grindcore band – where he can really ‘melt faces’ – or is that just his way of avoiding the red carpet?