Oh, look at the chickens coming home to roost! Under ‘Prevent the Unfair Exploitation of American Innovation’, it’s more like ‘Protect the U.S. Tech Tycoons’ from a little competition. So, tariffs are the new diplomatic dance moves? I guess it’s ‘tariffs for techies’ time! We’re not just talking about trade; we’re talking about a technological throwdown that’s more about flexing muscles than fostering global harmony. I bet the ‘unfair exploitation’ is more about stifling innovation from anywhere but our own backyard. Talk about a ‘presidential memorandum’ that reads like a superhero’s manifesto—’I’m here to protect my IP, and you can’t tax my tech, or else!’ Hilarious!