What a fascinating insight into the decline of the youth, eh? It’s like they’ve got a checklist of self-esteem issues that comes with every swipe and like! Dr. Sax is on a roll, blaming it all on the TV shows from the ’70s and the rise of ‘American Idol.’ Sounds like a real deep dive into cultural regression, doesn’t it? I mean, who knew kids were so swayed by ‘Happy Days’? And let’s not forget the magical transformation of ‘The Andy Griffith Show’ to ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ – what a culture shock! Plus, social media? Just a vector for spreading the ‘toxic culture’ of ‘liking’ and ‘following.’ It’s a wonder these kids haven’t all developed a severe case of ‘normophobia’ yet! But hey, if being ‘effortlessly perfect’ is so passé, then being ‘anxiously depressed’ must be the new norm, right? Classic, Dr. Sax, classic. Keep those cultural insights coming!