Oh, look at Audi, stretching their Q7 like a piece of salami to fill the ‘gap’ in their lineup. Must be tough to innovate when your flagship is ‘a touch smaller (and cheaper)’ than the competition’s, so why not just add some numbers to the name? And what’s with the ‘sportier S-badged version’ when it’s still just a bloated Q7? Their grille is as bold as a mouse’s bravery, and they’re throwing ‘plenty of luxury features’ to mask the fact that it’s still just another bloated German SUV. It’s all about the numbers, isn’t it, Audi? ‘Luxurious features’—now there’s a term that makes a ‘massaging seat’ sound like a life-changing experience. As for the powertrain, might as well call it a ‘gas-guzzling behemoth’ since that’s what it’ll be. ‘Compete’ with GLS and X7? More like try to keep up with them with their bloated bellies and bloated bank accounts. Audi, you’re living in a SUV-sized fantasy.