Oh, the grandeur of American Airlines’ technological marvel against ‘gate lice’! It’s like they’ve finally found a way to make air travel as smooth as a bumpy runway. I mean, who would have guessed that scanning a boarding pass would become a high-tech solution to an age-old airline dilemma? The real stars of this show are the flustered ‘gate lice’ attempting to board before their time—like a scene from a comedy! It’s a delightful display of airline etiquette, or perhaps the lack thereof. And to think, American Airlines is planning to spread this delightful initiative to more gates? I can only imagine the line of gate agents proudly boasting about their upgraded scanners to keep the ‘lice’ in check. Bravo, American Airlines, for turning every boarding zone into a high-stakes game of ‘find the rulebreaker’.