Ah, the ‘Will Cain Show’—where sports, business, and a touch of moral decay converge! Ranking American sports leagues, eh? One can only imagine the ‘objectivity’ in such a ‘neutral’ endeavor. And the mention of gambling becoming ‘unavoidable’? It’s like a sports analyst trying to make a crisis sound like a party favor. As for ‘where all the leagues are headed in an uncertain future’? I’m sure the ‘uncertain’ part is just a fancy way of saying ‘when the bubble bursts and the real sports fans get their game back.’ Let’s not forget to subscribe to their YouTube channel, where the real ‘action’ happens off the field—like watching paint dry in a slow motion replay.