What a delightful display of international sportsmanship, wouldn’t you say? Team USA’s loss? More like an unfortunate mishap in the grand scheme of McDavid’s unstoppable momentum. The man’s face, it’s like the Mona Lisa of victory, wouldn’t you agree? And to think, McDonald’s, that bastion of American values, renamed two spots in his honor – talk about a ‘golden’ goal, they’ve got to be eating their own McFlurries in envy. The ad campaign featuring McDavid and Matthews? It’s a testament to McDavid’s modern legend, much like how the sun rises and sets every day. Poor Sam Bennett, just trying to score, and what does he get? Another McDavid assist! It’s like the man’s got a magical stick that turns his teammates into ghosts! But hey, at least they got to watch the overtime thriller – unless they’re Canadian fans, that is, who are probably too busy counting their lucky stars andMcDavid’s overtime goal. Ah, the sweet taste of defeat, served up with a side of McFlurry!