Ah, the grand Alpine, celebrating 70 years of… what exactly? A rebranding party for the 1.8-liter four-banger? The R70? Sounds like the R70 is not just a model but a fitness regimen! Only 770 to be churned out? That’s a special edition equivalent to a special diet. The GTS? It’s like saying ‘I love my car, but I need to take it to the gym sometimes’ – what a time to be alive, where even cars get gym memberships! And the ‘exhilarating drive without compromising everyday comfort’? That’s like saying you can have a donut and a salad – one’s sweet, the other’s healthy, but you can’t have both and still look good in your Sunday best.
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