Ah, BMW, the master of reinvention! With every new model, it’s as if they’re trying to prove that change is not just a word, but an art form. ‘Simpler, more angular’ – sure, we’ll bite on that, BMW. But let’s not forget, it’s your classic overdesign that keeps us guessing. The new X3, you say? It’s like your designers finally decided to chop off their excess limbs and stand there, exposed. A MINI Countryman, but with a pricetag that suggests you’ve got more than a baby’s budget. And the 30i, oh, what a name for a car that doesn’t even offer a manual option – a true modernist statement! As for the interior, it’s like BMW decided to throw a wild party and forgot to invite the ‘classic BMW’ style police. Square steering wheel, really? It’s like they’re trying to tell us something we’re too blind to see. But let’s not forget, when it comes to performance, BMW still knows how to keep it real. The X3, despite its quirks, drives like a dream, a testament to the BMW brand’s unyielding commitment to speed and luxury. So, while the X3 might look a bit ‘out there,’ it’s still a great ride. Just don’t expect it to blend in with the crowd.