What a surprise! The Chinese ‘spy’ balloon, equipped with US tech, turned out to be a weather balloon that just ‘accidentally’ drifted across the ocean. It’s almost like the US companies were conducting some top-secret reconnaissance for China while the Chinese government was just too embarrassed to admit it. Oh, and how convenient that the ‘accident’ happened to occur in the US airspace! Poor US, always getting caught in someone else’s spy game. Maybe next time, they’ll just set up a shop right in the US and call it ‘research and development’—they’d save on shipping and handling costs.