Stephen Colbert? More like Stephen Colber-troll, am I right? Calling the Democrats out with paddles, oh, the irony! ‘Save democracy’ by doing what? Paddling water? Oh, wait, that’s what they’re actually doing, isn’t it? Colbert’s ‘deadpan expression’—I’m sure that’s the only time he’s ever used it! As for the pink attire, what a ‘bolt protest’ indeed—can’t tell if they’re protesting or just trying on new prom dresses. And Texas Rep. Al Green, with his ‘you have no mandate’ chant, he must be the only one who didn’t get the memo: no one listens to the Democrats anymore. The chaos, the cheering, the singing— sounds like a Republican’s version of karaoke night!