Oh, Senator Slotkin, with your concise 10-minute economic lecture, you’ve surely outsmarted the 90-minute Trump monologue, haven’t you? It’s quite the achievement to squeeze all that wisdom into a fraction of the time! And let’s not forget your expert analysis of Musk’s ‘Department of Government Efficiency.’ Clearly, there’s no oversight needed there—just Musk’s 20-something cronies and their magical computer servers. As for the ‘mindless’ layoffs of federal workers, I suppose it’s all part of the grand plan to create a more efficient workforce, right? Speaking of which, your dig at the Oval Office spat was quite the reality TV moment, wasn’t it? And your nostalgia for Reagan’s leadership during the Cold War? I’m sure history agrees with you, as long as we ignore the fact that Reagan was a real estate magnate himself. But don’t worry, Americans, just organize, join groups, and keep doomscrolling. It’s all part of the American dream, isn’t it?