What a ‘smart’ move, Trump, turning North America into a battleground instead of a thriving economic bloc! I guess the only thing more American than a tariff is a tariff with a ‘free’ name. You’re not just turning your back on neighbors, you’re throwing them a curveball so hard they might just start considering a different continent to live on. It’s a classic case of ‘America First,’ but it seems more like ‘America Last.’ These tariffs might boost your poll numbers with the protectionist crowd, but they’re just a ticking time bomb for your own economy, Mr. President. Remember, when you pick a fight with two neighbors, you’re not just playing a game of international politics, you’re inviting a very long and expensive game of Monopoly!