Canada’s response to Trump’s tariffs reads like a soap opera script. ‘Retaliatory measures’—now that’s a diplomatic way of saying ‘let’s throw a hissy fit.’ It’s almost comical how they’ve shifted their political stance, as if flipping a switch on a cartoon character. And don’t get me started on the ‘shifted political views in families.’ Sounds like everyone’s now a political strategist at the dinner table, with opinions as volatile as the North American trade policy. As for relationships with Americans? It’s like a high-stakes game of ‘who can act out their patriotism more’—and both sides are winning the award for over-enthusiastic patriotism. ‘Click here for help’—I hope that’s a hint to use common sense! And the privacy policy? Well, considering the current state of affairs, maybe they’re just keeping a list of who’s on the ‘watch’ list!