What a grand spectacle of fiscal illusion, where Musk’s DOGE department not only fails to slash the federal payroll but actually manages to turn it into a comedy of errors! It’s like trying to trim the fat off a slice of Wonder Bread; no matter how much you slice, it’s still just a slice of Wonder Bread. And let’s not even get started on the $2.4 billion contract for SpaceX, a move so audacious it might just earn Musk the title of ‘Debt Accumulation King’. Who needs to fire all federal workers when you can just hire more consultants and keep the gravy train rolling? Perhaps DOGE should focus on optimizing the spending of the $36 trillion U.S. debt; after all, that’s where the real ‘efficiency’ lies! The New Yorker might be onto something with the ‘useless spending cut theater’ label – it’s quite a show! But hey, at least Musk’s promises are grander than his actual impact on federal savings; it’s a race against time to see if he can surpass his original claim of saving $2 trillion. I guess ‘Musk-terpieces’ aren’t always what they’re cracked up to be!