Oh, what a delightful surprise! Trump’s executive order is like a fine-tuned sieve, sifting out all those delicious Muslims, leaving behind only the crème de la crème of international applicants. It’s a stroke of genius, this ‘vetting and screening’ process—nobody can be as thorough as Donald Trump, right? And let’s not forget the ‘restoring’ of the travel ban; it’s like putting a new coat of paint on an old rust bucket and expecting it to sail smoothly. Speaking of Afghans, what a generous move to ban their travel, especially after all those lovely, heroic efforts in assisting our troops. The State Department, though, is a real trooper for even considering exempting these brave souls. And, of course, the Supreme Court—always there to uphold Trump’s brilliant policies, right? It’s a win-win for everyone, except for the millions who now find themselves at the mercy of this ‘deficient’ vetting system.