This Kia Carnival is like a 300-pound man doing a backflip—yes, it’s impressive but who needs it? The S-bend driving technique in a minivan is like trying to surf on a rocking chair, hilarious yet oddly exhilarating. It’s a car with a V6 and I’m guessing the engine is wearing a pair of ballet slippers—definitely not for the eco-conscious crowd. And the Carnival’s stylish looks? It’s like wearing a suit of armor to a costume party, blending in with the minivan crowd. This is like putting a velvet rope in the middle of a drive-thru, making you feel like a VIP, but in a minivan. It’s like trying to have a high-speed drag race with a geriatric marathon runner, the Carnival’s got the speed but it’s a marathoner’s pace. Who knew the ‘sport’ mode on a minivan could make you feel like you’ve just won the Tour de France? The Carnival is like a superhero in a regular suit—looks like everyone else, but when you need it, you’re the one saving the day… with a minivan.
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