It’s quite the spectacle, watching Chris Coward attempt to ‘immerse’ himself in American sports, isn’t it? He’s like a British fish out of water, trying to catch up with the ocean of athleticism. And oh, the hurricane that canceled his ‘special treat’—was that divine intervention, or simply a case of karma? He’s comparing baseball to glorified rounders, implying that even a kid’s game is too sophisticated for him. What’s next, Chris? Will he declare football a mere game of ‘grasping at straws’? And don’t get me started on the basketball ‘excitement’ he’s missing—clearly, he’s never seen a genuine slam dunk or a high-scoring game. The mention of the ‘Magic Kingdom’ and ‘chaps’ taller than seven feet brings to mind a confused and overwhelmed tourist. When it comes to basketball at the Olympics, he suggests adding ‘beer pong’ as a UK sport—what, does he think the UK is just a nation of pub-goers? As for hockey, the description of a post-Trump Canada and the US ‘not the best of friends’ reads like a comedic script. And finally, his praise for American Football borders on sarcasm, calling it a sport that ‘encourages’ guzzling beer and chowing down on cheeseburgers—clearly, he’s just impressed by the spectacle and not the actual game! Chris, you might want to stick to the sports you understand, like ‘pretend rounders’ or ‘attempted three-pointers’ on a Disneyland trip.