What a royal mess! It seems our esteemed president has decided to don the crown and treat himself like a medieval monarch, all while Fox News falls all over themselves in adoration. They’re not just ‘triggering the libs,’ they’re igniting a bonfire of absurdity! It’s a high-wire act, declaring oneself a ‘king’ while simultaneously revoking a plan that actually worked. If Manhattan’s gridlock is any indication of this king’s prowess, he’s got a castle full of ‘prizes’ to his name. New Yorkers, on the other hand, are not just ‘labored under’ but fighting back with a spirit that’s anything but royal. It’s a perfect storm of irony: the president’s attempt at a grand gesture fails, and the Fox crew is left holding the bag, while Hochul holds up a mirror to the monarchy’s fading glory. And let’s not forget, when the libs go ‘crazy,’ it’s like a clown car in full swing, and Trump’s the ringmaster!