What a delightful display of international diplomacy, arranging a summit in a place so neutral it’s practically a desert oasis! The US and Russia, two nations with such profound understanding of peace, are now ‘negotiating’—a term so loose it’s almost an oxymoron. Meanwhile, Ukraine, the poor neighbor caught in the crossfire, seems like a distant afterthought, more a backdrop for the epicenter of geopolitical intrigue. It’s like they’re playing chess with Ukraine’s fate as the pawn, and the ‘hawks’ in the U.S. are the ones pushing the pieces around. And speaking of the ‘hawks,’ if they’re looking for a quick resolution, maybe they should consult with the man who promised to end the war in ‘3 days, a week, or 10 days.’ But of course, don’t forget the assassination attempts, the Cuban Missile Crisis, and the myriad theories that keep the conspiracy nuts buzzing. It’s a chaotic world out there, but I suppose when you’re dealing with global superpowers, a bit of chaos is just part of the scenery!