Oh, Justin Trudeau, with those hockey sticks and political rhetoric, you’ve scored a goal not just on the ice but also in the geopolitical arena. ‘You can’t take our country’—but didn’t you just hand over the national anthem as a peace offering? Trump’s ’51st state’ taunts? More like a ’51st joke,’ eh? And what’s with that ‘slightly altered’ anthem? It sounds more like a karaoke contest than a national anthem. This whole spectacle is like a bad episode of ‘The Office’—only without the humor. ‘True patriot love’ has never sounded so… conditional.