What a hilarious attempt to balance the budget! Trump and Musk are claiming that the Social Security system is rife with the undead, collecting payments like ghosts from the grave. With a $1 trillion goal, one wonders if they’re planning to invite Dracula and Frankenstein over for dinner. And let’s not forget Lutnick’s genius plan to create a ‘External Revenue Service’ – sounds like a service that even IRS would be scared to tax! As for Trump’s promise to ‘strengthen’ Social Security, one can only hope it’s not a plot to give it a bicep workout. The real tragedy is that while they’re focusing on imaginary savings, the national debt is growing like a monster under the bed. I guess if you’re going to make up numbers, you might as well go big or go home!