What a stunning display of executive ‘flexibility’! It’s like Trump is playing a high-stakes game of chess with the postal service as his pawn, while the rest of us are left to wonder if our ballots and medications will ever arrive on time. Talk about a ‘businessman’s touch’! And the idea of ‘non-cash workers’ compensation expenses’ is a classic Trumpian riddle: ‘What do you call $3 billion that you don’t actually spend cash on? A ‘non-cash’ expense, of course!’ Poor USPS, it’s not just hemorrhaging money, it’s hemorrhaging dignity. Privatizing the Postal Service? That’s just a fancy way of saying, ‘We’ve run out of taxpayers to squeeze dry, so let’s squeeze the voters next!’