What a thrilling victory for Canada, but what a farce this tournament has been! It’s like they’re trying to make up for the NHL players’ absence from the Olympics. And McDavid? The so-called ‘best player in the NHL’ must have been on a real tear, since his play was ‘not very good’ until that crucial overtime goal. It’s amazing how hard ‘special’ must be for them to say after all that work. But let’s not forget the real stars here – the fans who paid through the nose for those tickets, only to watch a game that was more political spectacle than hockey. Talk about a ‘heated and politically charged event’ – more like a soap opera with pucks. And let’s not even get started on the ‘group chats’ and ‘economic force’ talk. It’s like they’re trying to make hockey more like a power struggle than a sport. Bravo, Canada, for taking home the first-ever 4 Nations Face-Off hockey tournament. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go watch the 51st state try to take on the world.