Ah, the grand European Nightmare, a mere figment of US tech giants’ overactive imaginations! It’s quite the spectacle, watching the American tech oligarchy, so adept at world domination, suddenly become the helpless victims of European antitrust scrutiny. One must admire the sheer audacity of President Trump’s ‘extortion’ claim, when his beloved companies have been raking in profits at the expense of smaller competitors for years. The DMA? A European tax on American companies? How about the global tax on their unbridled greed? And let’s not forget the ‘severe fines’ – a mere slap on the wrist compared to the billions these companies make in a day! It’s like a pebble in the ocean of their vast wealth. Plus, to ‘target’ Apple and Google with fines? They’ve got more money than the EU could ever dream of collecting. Now, if only they could apply the same standards to their political lobbying and data privacy scandals, that would be something truly revolutionary!
The letter that ‘proves’ Donald Trump 2.0 may mean end of ‘European nightmare’ for Apple, Microsoft and Google
