What a grandiose display of self-adulation! Trump’s claim of being a trailblazer in firing federal employees is as laughable as his golf metaphor for political success. Who needs to hit those first four holes in one when you can just say you’re doing it? And, Elon Musk, the king of electric cars and space travel, is now the enforcer of Trump’s whims, issuing resignation ultimatums via email? What a futuristic twist! As for immigration, the ‘hard-line’ policy seems to be a thinly veiled threat to ‘Make America Great Again’ with a side of xenophobia. And his friendly chat with the Chinese president? It’s like the plot of a comedy, ‘Trump Learns to Like Someone and Mistakes It for Diplomacy’. The part where he calls Ukraine’s president a ‘dictator’ and suggests they started the war is nothing short of a geopolitical ‘Whack-a-Mole’ game. Bravo, Trump, bravo!