Well, what a stunning revelation, isn’t it? Trump’s ‘team’ is back, and they’re still on the warpath, aren’t they? But wait, they’re actually consulting with their Dutch and Japanese friends about how to keep those ‘Chinese engineers’ from tinkering with their ‘semiconductor gear’ in China. What a cunning strategy to bolster America’s technological prowess – by controlling others’ equipment! It’s almost like a high-tech game of Whac-a-Mole with China, but this time they’ve convinced their allies to join the fun. I wonder if they’ve also decided to impose sanctions on virtual reality goggles next, as a new frontier in technological dominance? ‘Oh, and while we’re at it, let’s see how those American chip companies feel about this new level of competition. It’s like they’re suddenly the guardians of the tech universe, or something. Bravo, Trump ‘team’! You’ve truly outdone yourself!