Ah, the grand spectacle of American football, a sport where fans not only wear their team’s colors like it’s a fashion show but also act as cheerleaders while watching the game. It’s quite the ‘experience,’ isn’t it? But let’s not forget the Super League, where they’re trying to ‘educate’ Americans about rugby league, which is like trying to teach a cat to paint. The ‘seismic occasion’ at Allegiant Stadium must be a sight to behold, with fans more accustomed to pre-match pint than post-match parades. And Jordan Mailata, the Super Bowl-winning offensive lineman? Well, he’s the NFL’s equivalent of a one-hit wonder, isn’t he? Rugby League in Las Vegas, now there’s a true showstopper!