Ah, the Audi A4, the faithful servant of the automotive world, now stepping aside after 30 years of service, to be replaced by… nothing less than… the new A5 and S5, I suppose? Bigger, wider, taller, and with a trunk that opens wider like a grand, if not particularly stylish, mouth. The design? Let’s call it ‘unique’ – a three-dimensional honeycomb grille? Now that’s a new twist! Inside, it’s all screens, a virtual cockpit and digital assistant to guide you through your digital ecosystem, because we all know that’s what cars are for now – guiding us through our digital lives, not driving us through the countryside. And the power? Standard engines that are ‘more-than-respectable’ but let’s be honest, they’ve been standard for years. I’m guessing the S5 suspension is lower to make it feel sportier? Or maybe to ensure it doesn’t scrape the ground as it battles with modern city curbs? The A5 and S5 are coming in at a starting price that’s a touch… audacious, aren’t they? I can just imagine the excitement in the wallets of potential buyers. Now, if only they could make the A5 and S5 as reliable as the A4 was, they might have something really special on their hands…