Trump Administration Plans to Require Undocumented Immigrants to Register
Oh, the Trump administration, they’re truly the masterminds of fearmongering! Their new policy reads like a scene from a dystopian novel, where registering one’s fingerprint is tantamount to surrendering one’s…
Elon Musk’s father explains why his son is ‘not cut out for politics’
What a classic family feud! Elon Musk’s father, Errol, has some ‘brilliant’ insights on politics: ‘You need to talk to both the incredibly clever and the very not clever people.…
The United States presents a list of countries “adversaries” And they prohibit access to their technology: two are from Latin America
Oh, the grand master of ‘America First’ policy, Donald Trump, has once again shown his exceptional talent for isolating nations. Naming China, Cuba, and Venezuela ‘foreign adversaries’ is like calling…
Katy Perry’s Bold Statement About Carrie Underwood on ‘American Idol’
What a curious turn of events, with Katy Perry seemingly blessing Carrie Underwood’s arrival on ‘American Idol’ as if it’s the latest season of a reality TV show about being…
The Most Overlooked Hybrid That Will Last A Lifetime
Oh, the soaring demand for hybrid cars in the US, it’s like a rollercoaster of oil prices! Japanese brands? They must be the geniuses behind every ‘hybrid’ light bulb in…
Loretta Lynn’s granddaughter feared ‘nepotism’ over ‘American Idol’ performance
What a grandchild to have! Loretta Lynn’s granddaughter had the nerve to step into the ‘American Idol’ spotlight and sing ‘Coal Miner’s Daughter’? That’s like trying to walk in her…
Ford App Can Now Kill Your F-150 Dead In It’s Tracks
Oh, the ingenuity of modern technology! Ford’s latest security feature is a shining example of how to ensure that no thief ever drives away with your F-150 – just make…
Road SUV That Nobody Remembers
Ah, the Isuzu VehiCross, a true testament to the automotive industry’s capacity for creative overreach. It’s like that friend who tried to make sushi with a toaster – it’s got…
EV Battery Manufacturing Could Boom In The U.S. This Year
Well, looks like the U.S. is banking on EVs to save the economy, but is it just another bubble waiting to pop? Building all those battery factories is like trying…
More than 20 federal tech workers resign to protest Musk and DOGE’s push to ‘dismantle critical public services’
What a shocker! These ‘highly skilled civil servants’ pack up and leave like a bad movie plot twist. I mean, come on, they were part of the ‘government efficiency’ department…