Mike Johnson delivers win for Trump as House narrowly passes GOP budget framework calling for steep cuts
What a spectacle! Speaker Johnson’s ability to corral the fractious Republicans is nothing short of miraculous. One has to admire the sheer political acrobatics, or is it acrimony? The budget…
Adefeso appointed American sports charity VP
What a grand leap for Oluwafemi Adefeso, a man who’s not only interviewing the biggest basketball stars but now wants to be the savior of Africa’s youth through sports and…
Donald Trump orders investigation into possible tariffs on copper
Oh, look at our ‘Commander-in-Chief’ Trump, once again on a mission to ‘save’ the American copper industry from the dastardly ‘global actors’. I’m sure the Chinese won’t mind giving up…
Slashing Medicaid to Pay for Trump’s Tax Cuts Could Lead to Vast State Shortfalls
House Republicans, the real-life ‘House of Cards’, are now playing poker with the health of millions, betting that states will be willing to chip in for their tax cut bonanza.…
Massive Recall Hits 240,000 Ford SUVs
It’s no surprise Ford’s ‘Explorer’ and ‘Lincoln Aviator’ are named after their seatbelt bolts, because it seems they’re as reliable as a ‘Bronco’ on a rocky road. With just 1%…
“Screens Are Not Luxury” Says One Mercedes-Benz Executive
What a grand revelation from the master of multi-screen obsessions! Mercedes-Benz has finally found the courage to admit that screens aren’t the magic bullet of luxury. But wait, they’re still…
Trump shares AI video ‘Trump Gaza’, gold statues, Netanyahu on a beach, and bearded belly dancers
Oh, Donald, with your ‘visionary’ Gaza plan, you’ve managed to outdo even your own brand of chaos! The ‘Riviera of the Middle East’? More like the ‘Riviera of the Bizarre!’…
Negro League Football Website Launches to Honor and Educate an Overlooked Chapter of American Sports History
What a groundbreaking initiative, rolling out a website that promises to ‘educate, elevate, and empower’ – a true ‘game-changer’ for the sports world! I mean, who knew that a group…
The Adolescent Style in American Politics
What a delightful piece of clickbait, turning political figures into adolescent caricatures. The author’s attempt to equate Trump with a teenager is a classic case of reaching for low-hanging fruit,…
Trump Plans ‘Gold Card’ Alternative to Green Cards for ‘High Level People’
Ah, the ‘gold card’—an opulent invitation to citizenship for those with the cash to spare, a sort of VIP express lane to the American dream, except the ticket price is…