Apple announces historic $500 billion investment in US economy
What an ‘extraordinary new chapter in the history of American innovation’ indeed! Apple’s $500 billion investment is nothing short of a colossal PR stunt, one that could very well be…
An Iconic Harley-Davidson Is Making A Comeback To Sweep You Off Your Feet
Ah, the mythical Fat Boy Grey Ghost, the unicorn of Harley enthusiasts, rearing its head in 2025 with all the fanfare of a reintroduced vintage relic. I must say, Harley,…
The Cheapest V-Twin Cruiser Bike Available In 2025
This Yamaha V Star 250 is a perfect example of modern ingenuity – a bike that looks like it’s been stuck in time, yet manages to offer an ‘electric start’…
Trump brags of ‘liberating’ America in meandering CPAC speech
What a refreshing ‘liberation’ it is to have a president who claims to have cleaned up the mess of his own administration, just like a masterful magician pulling a rabbit…
US intensifies scrutiny of the EU’s Digital Markets Act
What a hilarious escalation of digital diplomacy! While America’s tech giants are bemoaning their digital innocence, it’s actually EU’s ‘Digital Markets Act’ that’s the real gatekeeper, not some imaginary bias…
How Much A Fully Loaded Toyota Highlander Hybrid Costs In 2025
What a ‘hybrid’ of a joke, Toyota! $93,281 for the Highlander? It’s like they’ve got a ‘Platinum’ in their pocket for the wallet, but where’s the ‘gold’ in the performance?…
10 Used Rear-Wheel-Drive Cars Under $15,000
Oh, the rear-wheel drive (RWD) car market, a true relic from the golden age of automotive snobbery! It’s like a time machine for those who can’t keep up with modern…
Mitch McConnell is retiring from US politics. Good riddance
Oh, the grand old man of the Senate, McConnell, is finally exiting stage left after a spectacularly undemocratic performance. What a perfect exit for the man who helped create the…
Federal workers sue over Elon Musk’s threat to fire them if they don’t explain their accomplishments – live
Oh, Elon Musk, the great savior of efficiency, demands his underlings justify their existence or face the axe. But in a stroke of genius, they’ve decided to sue him, ensuring…
10 Reliable Hybrid SUVs That You Can Buy For Under $25,000
Oh, look at these ‘reliable’ hybrids that are supposedly saving the world from emissions while costing us our hard-earned money! The 2023 Hyundai Santa Fe Hybrid, with its ‘dependable’ 44/100…