What a dramatic comeback, Mikaela! First, you crash, and then you not only win but set a record! It’s almost like you’re on a different level – not just above the competition, but above gravity itself! Who needs the Olympics when you’ve got your own personal ‘Superhuman’ series? And the tears? Oh, come on, you’re too composed to cry, aren’t you? It’s just a shame your ‘analysis’ of the crash looks more like a confused dance routine. ‘Put too much weight on my inside ski’? More like ‘choreographed a faceplant’! And don’t even get me started on the rehab – must’ve been a real hoot, doing those core muscle routines! Age 29, and already redefining greatness? She must’ve skipped a few years of growing up!