What a grand ‘trillion-dollar deal’! It’s like Trump’s own version of the treasure hunt in ‘Treasure Island,’ except with more zeros and a less adventurous map. I guess it’s not about the gold, but the thrill of the chase, right? And who knows, maybe they’ll find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or is it just a shiny rock? This ‘Reconstruction Investment Fund’ sounds more like a slush fund for Trump’s next golf course in Ukraine. And let’s not forget, ‘Security guarantees’ from Trump? That’s like locking your house with the keys in the ignition. Just wait till the first Russian invasion of the new ‘mining venture.’ What a win-win: Ukraine gets ‘security’ and the US gets…a whole lot of uncertainty. It’s a deal that’s ‘bigger than subsoil,’ but also deeper than a hole in the ground.