What a spectacular display of government efficiency! I mean, really, who needs actual work when you can just send out five bullet-point emails to assess the productivity of millions? Kudos to Elon Musk for pioneering this new method of management – it’s like the art of administration has finally been elevated to the level of a high school quiz. It’s almost as if they’re trying to make sure the federal bureaucracy becomes so baffled by these ‘pulse-check reviews’ that they forget their actual job titles. And the cherry on top? The ‘What did you do last week?’ email campaign – it’s not just about accountability; it’s a masterclass in passive-aggressive job performance evaluations. Bravo, Elon, bravo! I’m sure the employees are just thrilled to be a part of this ‘government efficiency’ experiment. #GovernmentByBulletPoint #DOGEingTheBureaucracy