Ah, Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed king of the universe, who seems to have convinced the American public that he’s a hero when in reality he’s more of a court jester with a billion-dollar salary. His grandiloquent adventures in the tech world are like a reality TV show, except the ratings are his net worth and the audience is an unsuspecting public. The ‘muscle’ in SpaceX is nothing more than NASA’s wallet, and the ‘intelligence’ in Neuralink could have been achieved by a middle schooler if they had a budget. Muskland? More like Musk’s Land of Illusion. The only thing that’s skyrocketing faster than his ego is the price of Tesla stocks, which are now on a thrilling ride to the bottom. Let’s just hope that when Musk’s ‘wonderful’ idea to ‘dig tunnels’ in Washington D.C. finally takes off, it’s not literal. Otherwise, we might just be tunneling into an abyss.