Ah, the esteemed Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, the master of ‘tough choices’ that are ‘not done.’ Sounds like he’s been a busy bee in the diplomatic honeycomb, no? And the ‘extraordinary Oval Office row’? Must have been a real showdown between two former reality TV stars. Oh, and for those seeking more accessible video players, I suggest they stick with YouTube – after all, it’s the platform that brought us the magic of autoplay and endless cat videos!