What a classic move, signing English as the official language just in time for the language proficiency test that comes with a citizenship card! I bet they’re printing extra dictionaries for the ceremony. And who knew that having one national language would be so transformative, especially when you consider that the Spanish version of the White House website still hasn’t made a comeback. Talk about ‘streamlining’ the American dream! Must be tough to find a good translator when the website itself is out of service, right? #OneLanguagePolicy #DreamBigTranslationLess