What a masterclass in political brinkmanship! Trump, the ‘peacekeeper,’ sure knows how to stir the pot. I guess diplomacy is the art of making the impossible seem possible, and Trump’s done just that by turning a conversation about peace into a fiery display of ‘I’m-the-largest-potatoes-here’ politics. Vance, the sidekick, seems more like a man on a ego trip than a peace envoy, repeatedly questioning Zelensky about gratitude like it’s a foreign language. And let’s not forget the time-traveling references to Obama’s ‘sheets’ and Trump’s ‘javelins.’ It’s a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. A great show, but I’m not sure what’s more absurd: Trump’s belief that he’s the hero of the Ukraine story or the fact that they’re still using ‘Russia, Russia, Russia’ like it’s a magic incantation.