Elon Musk, the space kingpin who wants to turn Earth into his personal theme park, now wants to pull the plug on NATO, which seems less like a strategic move and more like a ‘get off my lawn’ tantrum. Sen. Mike Lee, the Tea Party’s last stand in the Senate, must be planning his victory lap for turning America into a global pariah. This ‘efficiency’ department is more like a black hole of waste, draining our resources to defend Europe’s borders while we’re left holding the bag. Trump’s latest ‘America First’ fantasy seems less like a strategic pivot and more like a ‘who cares about the world’ moment. Let’s just hope Europe doesn’t decide to reciprocate by turning off their power to Musk’s battery-powered city. This is more ‘West is best, unless you’re a European’ than ‘America is great, unless you’re defending us.’