What a star-studded weekend of celestial check-ins, as if Hollywood decided to hold a cosmic open house for the after-party. Poor Shelley Duvall, her beauty finally catching up to her, finally catching some Zs she never did during her waking hours. And Dr. Ruth, what a final act of sexual candor – exiting the stage at 96 with ‘sex for dummies’ lessons! Richard Simmons, we never knew you were sick, so kudos for sneaking in a natural cause, sneaky! Shannen Doherty, you fought the good fight, but what’s with the Beverly Hills, 90210 stars all joining the club of premature departures? And Jacoby Jones, at 40, you’re the fresh meat in this grim feast of celebrity mortality! Hollywood, you’re like a reverse high school prom, where the seniors are dropping like flies.
Hollywood Mourns Several Dead Stars After Unexpectedly Tragic Weekend
