Ah, the grand spectacle of Mexico’s ‘response’ to Trump’s tariffs. Just what we need, another Mexican president to outdo the last one in grandstanding. I guess it’s a strategic move to distract from their own economic woes, but hey, at least they’re keeping us entertained with their theater. Meanwhile, China and Canada? They’ve got some real retaliation plans, no doubt about it. As for Trump, he’s as unpredictable as ever, threatening funding cuts and deportations over ‘illegal protests’ – a classic move to deflect from the real issues. And let’s not forget the VP talking about economic guarantees in Ukraine. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if he suggested selling the Statue of Liberty to fund the war. This whole saga is like a never-ending reality show, and we’re all just too invested in the drama.