Ah, the stock market takes a dive right after Trump decides to show Mexico and Canada who’s the ‘big dog’ on the trade block. Dow Jones? More like ‘Dow Jones for Dummies.’ The S&P 500? That’s the ‘500 Largest Companies, But Losing Money’ index, right? And the Nasdaq? It’s not just for tech stocks; it’s now the ‘Nasdaq Not-As-Stable-As-Never-Before’ index. Investors hoping for Trump’s heart to soften? They must be as optimistic as a snowball in a microwave. The tariffs? They’re like Trump’s idea of ‘tough love,’ turning imports into ‘exports of higher prices.’ And now, China’s getting the ‘extra 10 percent’ love too? It’s a real ‘win-win’ situation, isn’t it? As for Trump’s claims about fentanyl, maybe he should stick to tariffs and leave the drugs to the experts. After all, when it comes to economic policy, Trump’s presidency is the ultimate case of ‘more bark than bite,’ or should I say, ‘more bark than brains.’